Are we going to fuckin’ hold hands tonight or what bitch?
anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it
just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.
you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle
fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.
I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles